“Sometimes when I’m bored, I’ll narrate my activities David Attenborough style.”
There aretonsof other strange behaviors people who live by themselves engage in that you’d never expect.
It’s my bizarre life hack to force myself to verify my dishes don’t pile up.
If it’s time to eat, I must wash The ForkTM.
Here are some of the most strange and interesting responses:
1.
Why do I need to slice it up?"
“Any time I sneeze, I say ‘bless you!’
to myself out loud.”
u/Objective-Stress-369
3.
“I set up my hammock right in the middle of the living room.”
u/Misty-Anne
4.
“Sometimes when I’m bored, I’ll narrate my activities David Attenborough style.”
u/Sticky_Cheetos
6.
“Sometimes I randomly lay down in the hallway at 3 a.m. juuust because I want to.”
u/xanax101010
7. u/MN_Hotdish
9.
“I like to learn full dance routines and then perform them for my dog and two cats.
They dont seem to appreciate all the hard work I put in.”
u/tcarmel
10.
“Sometimes I pretend like I’m being followed by a camera in a music video.
It makes me feel silly and confident, and I get a momentary dopamine hit all to myself.”
I gotta get it all out in case I ever meet someone Idowant to cohabitate with!"
dogluuuuvrr
12.
“Ineverturn the lights on anywhere in the house.
u/turtlewhale42
13.
“I clean in my highest high heels!
Its a fantastic workout!”
u/PSVita_Tech_Support
15.
“I have pirate-themed bathroom decor…just because I can.”
u/zombiesheartwaffles
16.
“The weirdest thing I do is that I NEVER put laundry away.
I live out of a laundry basket because who cares?! "
“I read a lot and sometimes find myself reading out loud.
It’s nice to not have anyone around to judge that.”
u/Here-We-GOOOOOO
18.
“I sleep on my mattress DIAGONALLY. "
u/Kale7574
20.
“I eat literally everything out of Tupperware containers so I rarely have to do dishes.”
u/Parrot132
21.
“I sing to the dog pretty much all day.”
NOTE: Some submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity
