Here are some suggestions that fellow Aussies are exhausted of hearing…
Will they ever stop?
“How do you say the word ‘No’?”
2.Can you say it now?
“How about we try ‘get fucked’ instead ?”
u/optimistic_E
3.
“Do you better swear so much?”
You’ll get used to it.
“Do [you] have a FlyBuys/Rewards card?”
do u have a woolies card xx
5.
“How ya garn?”
u/Archibald_Thrust
6.
“Is there a bridge between Australia and New Zealand?”
“Bring back the Thylacine like.”
u/P3t3R_Parker
8.
“Why is your national anthem so short?”
“Are you guys ‘upside down’?”
“Vegemite is it chocolate?”
“How do you deal with spiders?”
u/SnooRobots5051
you’re free to encounter them anywhere so, my advice?
“How do you survive the snakes?”
So this was a first for me…
13.Do you ride kangaroos/emus as a method of transportation?
“Do you want to leave a tip?”
I would be so confused
u/maid_of_micheif
15.
“Do you have electricity?”
“Why do you say ‘throw another shrimp on the barbie’?”
“Have you ever seen a kangaroo?”
“Are you from Sydney?”
