I’m just gonna stay home instead.

You might have read about kitchen nightmare stories from people in thefood industryor horror stories fromretail workers.

But are you prepared to read stories from resort employees?

Jennifer Lopez and a co-worker in maid uniforms, surprised and smiling, in a hotel room setting. Jennifer holds a duster, and both have name tags

“Here are some of the wildest responses:

1.

“This happened at a mountain resort that catered to wealthy hunters.

And the resort was privately owned by a family; it wasn’t some big chain.”

Golf course at sunset with a set of golf clubs in the foreground. The green is well-maintained with a flag visible in the distance

u/ProfuseMongoose

2.

At the golf course, in the pool area, in the service house, etc.

A new place every morning for several weeks.

A close-up of a garter snake slithering on a wooden surface, showcasing its head and distinctive striped pattern along its body

They never caught the person.

It was the talk during lunch, where was the poop this morning?

I was lucky for most of the summer.”

Hotel room with two neatly made beds, green accent pillows, a seating area near a large window, and modern decor. Natural light fills the room

u/Viominera

3.

“I worked at a ski resort for a few years.

u/W3R3Hamster

4.

A buffet featuring scrambled eggs, sausages, bacon, and hash browns. Tongs are provided for self-service

They stayed holed up in the room for several weeks.

We had to call hazmat to clean it and remove all the carpet.

Then after that incident, it was the most popular and requested room because it was all remodeled.”

A lifeguard stands on a sandy beach, overlooking swimmers in the sea. Deck chairs and an umbrella are visible near the lifeguard tower

u/bullpendodger

5.

“One time a kid got plastered and tried to climb his way to a neighboring balcony.

Unsurprisingly, he fell.

It was the third floor and he was fine with some injuries.”

u/Unlikely_Pressure391

6.

He proceeded to pick up the snake by the tail and kill it in front of guests."

u/Momentarmknm

7.

“I worked at a Sheraton and there was some kind of dentist convention going on.

They reserved a conference room for a medical gadget demonstration.

A fellow worker told me to go up and check it out.

u/UncleFungus

8.

The room was a mess and had multiple used condoms on the bedside stand and floor.

u/i_am_here_again

9.

Never work in housekeeping.

It kills you a little bit each day.”

u/Specialist_Salt_7916

10.

It felt pretty screwed up to not be treated as humans."

u/CurrentlyNobody

11.

Enough to feed 15,000+ people is thrown away EVERY DAY."

u/ThysGraiden

12.

“I worked in the kitchen of a resort and I also managed the dining hall.

We served food buffet style.

The mother said nothing about it.”

u/Clorox-disinfectant

13.

“Witnessed a bartender piss in every glass of champagne for a single table at a wedding.

The guys at the table were slapping multiple banquet server bums (mine included) and being obnoxious asshats.

Too much money would be risked to ask them to leave.”

u/Frangipani_850

14.

He was highly intoxicated and there with a group for a convention."

u/BetStriking604

15.

It was in fact a mix of chocolate syrup, something that resembled strawberry syrup, and lube.

u/sjcupps

Some submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.