“Stop talking down to everyone like they own the place.”
So we thought we’d share some of the most popular responses:
1.
“People who insist on sitting outdoors then complain about the temperature, bugs, or noise.”
u/Hyper_Cunt
2. u/hashtagfan
3.
I just printed them this morning!'
I hear this several time a week."
u/Stanfan_meowman25
4.
“Empty plate… ‘Oh I HATED it!’
u/ratedgforgenitals
5.
“People letting their kids throw shit everywhere and not even attempt to clean up after themselves!
I worked as a waitress for six-to-eight months and it was my biggest peeve.
u/Healthy-Juggernaut79
6.
“I worked fast food for 10 years.
They’re paid to clean up after you.'”
“And sure enough, the table and floor was disgusting after they left.
What does the mom think of that?
Clearly nothing if she didn’t stop it.
But does this kid do that at home?
I just don’t understand that logic, teaching that to a child.”
u/naturemom
7.
“I worked as a server for a couple of months.
u/EstateNorth
8.
‘A side of mustard.’
‘Sure, no problem.’
I go get a ramekin, fill it with mustard, bring it to the guests.
‘And an iced tea.’
‘Yep, sure thing.’
Go back to make the iced tea, bring it over.
‘And some extra napkins.’
Go back and get the fucking napkins.
Bring it to them.
Could y’all yo just tell me this the FIRST TIME?
Why are you making me run laps like this?
“‘The customer is always right.’
u/Background-Factor817
10.
“When customers make me their target practice for their kids learning how to order at a restaurant.
Look at the nice lady, Mikey.
Tell the nice lady what you want to eat.
Sheepishly smiles at me.
Do you want eggy?
Okay, tell the nice lady you want eggy.
Mikey: [Incoherent mumbling] Parent: He said hell have eggs.
Looks back down at Mikey.
Okay, now do you want cheesy eggy?
Do you want cheesy eggy or dippy eggy?
Okay, tell the nice lady what you want, Mikey.
Just kill me.”
u/ScuzeRude
11.
“The restaurant I used to work at had food runners.
It never failed when I would see the food being brought out no one remembered what they ordered.
u/green_eyesxoxo
12.
‘Were ready to order!’
‘Great what can I get you?’
‘Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm’”
u/highjawz
13.
Leave it on the edge so the server can grab without interrupting you.
Sitting on an unpaid bill isnt some hack to get you more time at the table.”
u/Sweetooth97
14.
“Using my name (on my name badge) constantly as if were pals.
I hate this so much I got a colleague who was leaving to give me her badge.
It pleases me when theyre using the wrong name”
u/PracticalAstronaut26
15.
“Someone modifying a menu item into a completely different item.
If you dont like whats in this, why change it so drastically that its now its own thing?
Kitchen might mess it up and you will take it out on the waiter.
I worked at restaurant with pretty much no mod limit drove me insane.”
u/Standard_Young_201
16. u/Think_Cat1101
H/T tou/Veeanniyandr/AskRedditfor having the discussion!
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