I would pay a lot of money to watch Miss Piggy scream “Fold it in!”

That means in my version, Alexis and David are still played by the belovedAnnie MurphyandDan Levy.

With that out of the way, buckle up for the Muppets recasting of my dreams.

Two characters from "Schitt's Creek" in an office setting; one is standing and the other is sitting behind a desk

Moira from "Schitt's Creek" frustratedly explains folding in a cooking scene

Kermit the Frog wearing headphones with text "FAIR ENOUGH"

Two characters from Schitt's Creek sitting side by side, one in a floral top and one in a sweatshirt

Moira Rose in a textured jacket with a statement brooch, caption: "One must champion oneself and say…"

Woman smiling, wearing a patterned sleeveless blouse. She makes an approving gesture with her hand

Man playing guitar and singing, audience in foreground clapping, indoor setting with festive lights

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy in an office setting with cardboard boxes and a computer