You’re not going to like what I have to say.

Hey everyone, I’m Hannah!

I’m a certified snacker who loves sinking my teeth into all sorts of exciting bites!

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), or my adventures sampling new menu releases for big national chains, likePopeyesandPanera.

Needless to say, I have a lot of strong opinions about food!

If you hate me by the end of this, I’m so sorry!

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Let’s get into it:

1.Sweet potato fries are trash 99% of the time.

2.Cool Ranch Doritos are the worst Dorito flavor.

3.Circus Peanuts are a delicious candy.

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I don’t care what anyone says.

4.And while we’re on the subject of banana-flavored candy, banana Runts are the BEST Runts.

6.TUMS are tastier than most hard candies.

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7.Creamy foods like potato salad, chicken salad, macaroni salad, deviled eggs, etc.

8.Runny eggs (fried, poached, over easy) are the best eggs.

9.Pickles are hands down one of the best foods ever invented.

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10.Shredded iceberg lettuce is confusingly delicious and adds so much to a sandwich.

11.Heath Bars are the best chocolate bars.

14.Extra Toasty Cheez-Its are heinous.

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Regular Cheez-Its are divine.

15.There’s a time and a place for processed cheese.

16.All bottled salad dressings kind of suck.

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17.Sour candy is deeply overrated.

18.I would choose cookies over cake any day of the week.

20.Tofu is amazing!

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Food doesn’t need a specific time of the day to be acceptable.

Eat what you want when you want.

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Pickles in jars on a wooden serving board

Head of iceberg lettuce cut in half on a board, with shredded pieces and a knife

Hand holding a plastic cup of green smoothie with a clear straw

Close-up of a cheeseburger with pickles and fries on a checkered paper

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Three slices of processed cheese in plastic wrappers on a countertop

Three bottles of Annie's Organic salad dressing on a shelf

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A person's hand holding a chocolate chip cookie in front of a Levain Bakery bag

Roasted Brussels sprouts on a baking sheet, some with charred leaves, indicating crispiness

Two pieces of tofu topped with green onions on a plate with sauce

Fried chicken biscuit sandwich with pickles and sauce on a floral plate