Theres no way around it: kids are funny.
As they grow and learn, they can havehilariousmess-ups.
As predicted, they made me laugh!
So, here are some of the best:
1.
“A third-grade student of mine wrote, ‘Spling stode’ in his agenda.
I walked by, noticed, and asked him what it said.
He said, ‘It says ‘Spelling Study.'”
“Science teacher here.
“I teach college students.
Upon further discussion, it turned out my student had mixed up King Charles and Prince Andrew.”
The teacher said, ‘You would burn up before you even got close.’
The girl said, ‘No, I would just go at night.'”
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5.
“I got asked where I was during the JFK assassination…I was born in ‘94. "
He meant ‘graphic.'”
8.Me: Why is it so dark on the floor of the Amazon rainforest?
Child: Because there are no street lights."
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9.
“Music teacher here.
We were learning about Clara Schumann, and I mentioned that she was a pianist.”
Two students wrote their name and zodiac sign.
We were in college.
“One student wrote that hed been to the park to ‘let off self-esteem!'”
“I have college students, but theyre still unintentionally funny.
“Students aged 6-7 trying to spell ‘tights.’
We were making grass heads, and the children had to write the instructions.”
“We had all sorts!
Tie your titties in a knot.
Cut your tits to the right size.
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14.
They spelled ‘communities’ like ‘cummunities.'”
“I taught preschool, and one of my students couldn’t say ‘fish.’
“High school math teacher here.
And you would know thishow?”
The rest of the class looked at her like she was from Mars.”
They meant Protestants.”
Thank you, autocorrect."
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