I’ve never fully recovered.
What have students told you?"
“I got a haircut, and a student asked me if it was on purpose.”
Then, a student says, ‘Why are you listening?
You know it isn’t going to be you.'"
u/TictacTyler
3.
(Canada Games).
My one student looked me up and down and asked, ‘What happened?'"
u/Healthy_Appeal_333
4.
“This requires some visual imagination.
It was ‘neon day’ at school.
I am tall and thin with boring, long brown hair and glasses.
Ya’ know…neon colors.
u/ADHTeacher
6. u/Similar-Elephant-541
7.
He then says, ‘Youre too young to feel that way!
Youre only like 35!!’
I was 26, but thanks, kid.”
u/akricketson
9.
“‘You should put less dark eyeshadow under your eyes.’
I was make-up free.”
u/AliceRamone
10.
“Me: ‘Looks like it’s gonna be wet out.’
Student: ‘Unlike your girlfriend!’
He was in fifth grade and had no idea what the joke meant.
“My kids asked me my favorite energy drink.
I told them Celsius.
One of my kids said, ‘You kind of seem like youd like Monsters.’
I replied, ‘Monster drinkers are kind of unhinged.’
The kid was like, ‘Yeah.’
Still living with that one.”
u/Dogmom808
12.
Hurt far more than just being called boring or plain.”
u/TeachSocialStudies
13.
I wasn’t listening anymore, and if he continued, I’d give him detention, lol."
“I (male teacher) wore a very nice knitted sweater.
The kind with the big collar and one button holding the collar.
My student said, ‘You look like you own a cat.'”
u/Feature_Agitated
15.
“An eighth grader in my math class got me really good.
‘Hey, Mr. Z, did you know you are my second favorite teacher?
All the others are tied for first.’
I walked right into that one.”
u/Chillin80sStyle
16.
One day, she asked me, ‘When are you going to be sick?’
I said, ‘Why?’
‘Because thatll be the best day at school Ive ever had.'"
“Upon learning I was married, a seventh-grade girl said, ‘You’re married?
I always figured you were alone.’
It was 10 years ago, and I still think about it.”
u/oboe_you_didnt
18.
“Just happened yesterday.
‘Mrs, do you want this Rice Krispie treat?
I don’t want it, but I like to give to the poor.’
I mean, no lies were told, though.”
u/anonymous_andy333
19.
“You look like a reject from aYoung Sheldoncasting call.”
u/punkybrewsterspappy
21.
One girl said, ‘Are we going to have to wear pants like that !
and gestured at my pants.
The rest of the class looked me over and said, ‘Ewww!’
‘Oh God, no!’
‘They can’t make us!!’
Thanks, guys."
u/New_Ad5390
22.
I am a man."
u/Outside_Mixture_494
24.
“‘I bet you Live, Laugh, Love at home.’
Not a damn thing in my house has that saying, but it was still funny as hell.”
He says, ‘Miss, dont even pretend like you dont have a boyfriend.’
I said, ‘I dont actually have a boyfriend.’
I decided to reactivate my OkCupid profile and met my now husband a couple weeks later.
Thanks, kid!"
