“When people talk about puberty and their ‘balls dropping,’ I thought it was this explosive thing.

Like one day you’re walking down the street, and BAM!

your balls just come hurtling down.”

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Here are some of the most-upvoted responses from people about penises:

1.

“People control their urethra from the base of their penis.

Not the tip.THATS WHYTHEY HAVE TO SHAKE IT OUT.

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This blew my mind.

When I turn the faucet on, the exit point is right there.

Other people have to go through a hose that they can only control from the base!”

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u/SeeLeavesOnTheTrees

2.

“Surgical tech here who just witnessed their firstpneumoscrotum!

The doctor said its nothing to be worried about but it sure looks concerning.”

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u/Naive-Climate

3.

“Penisescan floatin the bath.

I had no idea they were buoyant!”

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u/SuspiciousFrogs

4.

“Until a few weeks ago my wife didnt know people with penisesneed recharge timeafter sex.

I never explained because I thought it was a well-known fact!

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Weve been together for 10 years.”

u/StrangledByTheAux

5.

“When people talk about puberty and their ‘balls dropping,’ I thought it was this explosive thing.

Like one day you’re walking down the street, and BAM!

your balls just come hurtling down.”

u/sharknado_18

6.

“Both pee and spermuse the same piping.

Somehow I never thought about that.

Because I have two separate systems I thought it was the same across the board.”

u/schwarzmalerin

7.

Don’t know why but this blew my mind."

u/Excellent-Pay6235

8.

“It blew my mind when I learned spermisn’t actually storedin the testes.”

u/FuckMyHeart

9.

“Enlarged prostate glands are uniquely affected byconstipation.”

u/CharleyNobody

10.

“It’s very common for penises to give offtwo streamsof pee.”

u/Frog-Thing

11. u/ForkLiftBoi

12. u/supposedlyitsme

13.

“Youcan’t controlerections.”

u/Other_Scene_4517

14.

“Morning wood is not a horny side effect, but rather aninvoluntary reaction.”

u/whatevergirl8754

15.

“On average,it takes about 74days to make sperm.”

u/TangyTrooper19

16.

“Pearly penile papulesare little tastebud-looking things that some men have on the glans corona.

Possibly an evolutionary leftover from hominid ancestors that had penile spines.”

u/GadgetRho

17.

“There is a condition calledhyperspermiawhere people ejaculate far more than the standard 5ml.

Despite being called hyperspermia, it’s actually due to a higher volume of semen.

“A hit to the balls causes actual debilitating pain.

I thought it was something they over-dramatised for cinema.”

u/ForEverCurious22

Thanks tou/pragmail124andr/AskRedditfor having this discussion.