I lost it at “black market lotion.”

Here it is:

MY JAW DROPPED????

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“You want to hear a crazy story?

Glen Powell sits on a sofa, holding a microphone, and laughs during an interview. There are palm leaves in the background

My little sister was friends with a girl who went on a date with a guy.

They’re hanging out, and he’s super charming.”

As she got back to his apartment, she started getting weird vibes.

Glen Powell sits on a blue chair, holding a microphone, in a relaxed pose during an interview. Palm leaves are visible in the background

Something feels off."

“So, he starts massaging her shoulders.

Everything just feels odd.

Man sitting on a blue couch holding a microphone, part of a houseplant visible behind him

She’s like, ‘I gotta get out of here.’

It’s a little weird, he’s like, ‘yo don’t leave.’

“Her skin starts itching like crazy the next day.

A man with a beard sits on a blue couch, holding a microphone and speaking during an interview. Green plants and beige curtains are in the background

She goes to the doctor, and he does a test on her skin.

It turns out it’s a black market lotion that breaks down skin for human consumption.”

“This man was rubbing lotion on her body to eat her.

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The doctor is like you have to give me this person’s address and you should call the police.

They go to this guy’s house, and he had several bodies in the house.”

Yep, the man was a cannibal!

Glen Powell is speaking on stage, holding a microphone, wearing a black jacket with zipper details

The story has obviously left people feeling extremely freaked out.

The only problem is that this story is a HUGE urban legend.

According to trustySnopes, the story is a big fat false.

Two tweets expressing strong emotions. One from @DEEW4N4 saying "oh my fucking god," and another from @drivcmycar saying "WHAT THE FUCK."

Tweet from @whyrev: "Absolutely nothing could’ve ever prepared me for how this story ends."

Tweet from Vic Damone Jr (@wholesomefoxx) saying, "I wouldn’t have guessed where this was going in a million tries."

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A red octagon with a white "X" indicating a false rating next to the word "False" and a link labeled "About this rating."

Jonathan Frakes, in a casual blazer, sits on a desk in a dimly lit room with candles and a globe, saying "Pure fiction."