so many people provided stories about their sleepy spouses.
Here’s what they had to say below:
1.
“My wife was sleeping in the passenger seat on a late-night drive home from visiting her family.

Our very young kids are in the back seats out cold, too.
She was full-strength trying to turn the wheel to the right, which would have been bad.
I started yelling, ‘No, NO, NO!!'”

Im still not sure who won that debate."
u/Ok-Technician-980
“Did you ask her what the dill was?”
u/Anxietylife4
3.

One night, my husband fell asleep with the TV on.
I woke up to turn it off and went back to bed.
He suddenly sat up in bed and stared at the doorway to our room for a few minutes.

I’m freaking out at this point, thinking he’s fucking with me.
I’m trying to get him to respond, saying it’s not funny anymore.
He just suddenly says, ‘You’re not welcome here.’

Needless to say, no matter what I did, that man would not wake up.
The next morning, he had no memory of it, and it never happened again.
It still makes my gut churn when I think back on it."

“I woke up once, and he was laughing in his sleep.
Then I heard our kid laughing in her sleep.
She was upstairs, and I heard her through the monitor.

I was super creeped out the rest of the night.”
u/jenntenntenn
5.
“My wife is a sleep talker.
She slapped me in the face and went to sleep.
I was like okay, the clowns wont get her ice cream.”
So naturally, I said, ‘Why are you saying shhh?’
It still gives me the chills."
u/Free_Bingo
7.
I called her name but received no answer.
“My pale-ass Russian wife sleeps like a vampire.
Arms crossed and all that.
She also had a weird upbringing and believes in premonitions.
Twice, she told me not to go somewhere because she had a bad dream.
Twice, I got into a wreck that same day.
A week fucking later, I heard meowing coming from outside.
Real Disney princess shit.)
She came back with this black kitten and was like I told you so.
We had never seen this stray before.
And then a week later she peed on a stick and it was positive.
Normally, I don’t put stock in these things, but she is three for three.”
u/BigMaraJeff2
9.
I was watching TV late at night, and it felt like a scene from a horror movie."
“My husband sometimes talks in his sleep.
He learned Latin as a child and will just start speaking it at about three in the morning.”
u/amandasbanana
11.
Mom, do you have the baby?’
When she woke up, she told me she must have been sleep-texting.
That text scared the shit out of me because it sounded like she didnt know where the baby was.
“He woke up after a nightmare about a creepy drawing that he couldn’t get rid of.
And yeah, it was a creepy drawing.
Like, come on, man, have you never seen a scary movie?
Don’t listen to the creepy dream drawings.
u/beantoastjamboree
13.And finally, “My husband talks in his sleep.
He never remembers what he says by morning, but Ill literally never forget that one, lol.”