“I’ve seen people having sex right out in the open.
On the grass, between buildings, people are getting down and dirty.”
For most people, the 2024 Paris Olympics is all about competition and sports.

But TBH, for me, I’m just excited for the TEA.
The flimsy nature was designed on purpose to be “anti-sex”.
Yes, an ORGY.

5.And speaking of dating apps: at the London 2012 Olympics, Grindr literally CRASHED.
Within MINUTES of athletes arriving.
On the grass, between buildings, people are getting down and dirty."

This led to a catchphrase for that Olympics: “More sex than Woodstock.”
Not just in the bathroom, but like, in the rows.
(Which works out to 14 condoms per person, BTW.)

13.And what do the actual condoms look like?
This included for the first time!
Which, wow, is A LOT.

17.Of course, many coaches enforce rules on athletes like curfews or banning mixed-gender visits in rooms.
There’s alsosecurity, like, everywhere in the dorms.
19.At the 1976 Olympics in Montreal, one Soviet diver who was married!

was caught hooking up with another diver on his team.
So… yeah.
I definitely gasped several times when reading these stories, and I’m sure you did too.

Who knew Olympic athletes were so… promiscuous?












