“I’ve seen people having sex right out in the open.

On the grass, between buildings, people are getting down and dirty.”

For most people, the 2024 Paris Olympics is all about competition and sports.

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But TBH, for me, I’m just excited for the TEA.

The flimsy nature was designed on purpose to be “anti-sex”.

Yes, an ORGY.

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5.And speaking of dating apps: at the London 2012 Olympics, Grindr literally CRASHED.

Within MINUTES of athletes arriving.

On the grass, between buildings, people are getting down and dirty."

A simple bedroom with a single bed featuring a comforter that has "Paris 2024" written on it, a bedside table, and a fan

This led to a catchphrase for that Olympics: “More sex than Woodstock.”

Not just in the bathroom, but like, in the rows.

(Which works out to 14 condoms per person, BTW.)

An assortment of packaged condoms scattered in a pile, displaying various colors in their wrappers

13.And what do the actual condoms look like?

This included for the first time!

Which, wow, is A LOT.

A group of six people relaxes in a round hot tub with wooden decking around it, immersed in conversation. Their identities are not specified

17.Of course, many coaches enforce rules on athletes like curfews or banning mixed-gender visits in rooms.

There’s alsosecurity, like, everywhere in the dorms.

19.At the 1976 Olympics in Montreal, one Soviet diver who was married!

Two people, one with bare feet and the other with painted toenails, lie on a colorful quilt on grass. Faces not visible

was caught hooking up with another diver on his team.

So… yeah.

I definitely gasped several times when reading these stories, and I’m sure you did too.

People walk outside the Beijing National Aquatics Center, also known as the Water Cube, a main venue for the 2008 Summer Olympics

Who knew Olympic athletes were so… promiscuous?

Two people laying on grass holding hands; one wears a denim jacket, the other a mustard-yellow sweater. Only their hands and part of their arms are visible

Three medals (gold, silver, and bronze) with ribbons are laid out in a close-up shot

A hand pushes a lever on a door labeled "Push to Open," with a lock status indicator showing red and green symbols for locked and unlocked

A person, identified as Breaux Greer, is in the middle of a javelin throw at an athletics event. He is wearing a dark athletic outfit

Multiple sealed condoms are stacked next to one unrolled condom

The image shows a large group of athletes on a stadium field during the Olympics opening ceremony, with the words "Faster," "Higher," "Stronger," and "Together."

A female condom against a pink background

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Ryan Lochte is in a swimming pool, resting his arms on the edge and smiling. He has goggles on his forehead. There is blue water around him

Two people are walking on a dimly lit street at night with car headlights in the background. Their identities are not discernible

A person wearing ski goggles, a helmet, and a winter jacket, standing in front of a snowy background

Wide shot of a filled stadium during a large ceremonial event, with participants in colorful uniforms gathered on the field and an audience in the stands

A person standing with crossed arms and text at the bottom saying, "You expect me to just let you hit it, but will you still respect me if you get it?"