But this time for Season 11.
And I’m here to do my duty and recap the entire thing for you.
So, buckle up, and let’s get into it!
First things first, WE’VE GOT A NEW OPENER FOLKS!!
you might watch the teaser below.
For what it’s worth, I don’t believe anyone asked for this.
I certainly did not!
Meet your new favorite neighbors (and see some familiar faces!)
when#TheValleyarrives this spring!pic.twitter.com/MYwrqoWAzq
But anyway, back to this.
We start off in Ariana and Tom’s house in Valley Village.
The house that they are, yes, still sharing.
I’ll be honest, I am exhausted justthinkingabout the commute between these locations.
Also, poor Anne, aka Tom’s assistant.
So SHE has to move but HE DOESN’T?
Classic Tom Sandoval behavior, tbh.
As Ariana says, “Get a new bit already.”
Ariana dishes on her current boyfriend named Dan who actually lives in New York.
They met 10 days after #Scandoval, and they are doing long distance.
But we can still worry.
Then we find out that her text to Schwartz said, “Fuck you.
Go choke on Sandoval’s dirty ass dick some more.”
Ok folks.
It must be so hard.
She says she was able to take a step back and see the situation differently.
Lala says she ignored everyone around her who told her she WAS the other woman.
We’re nearing the end here, and I’m waiting for something good to happen.
I quoted Lala directly when she said “Raquel.”
If that means seemingly betraying one of her besties, Ariana, in the process, what of it?
Nearing the end here and I’ve got to live through another Tom Schwartz scene.
Why is everyone convinced that Tom Schwartz is a victim here??
Katie’s face in this scene really says it all.
Does she really feel that badly for Rachel the person she once deemed a “Bambi-Eyed Bitch”?
I have to say, it remains unclear.
But I’ll be here watching each week to find out.
That’s it for this week.
I’ll see you back here next week for a brand new episode!
