This is why I prefer to never get out of bed.
Here are 17 people who probably wish they’d just slept through the day:
1.
“Woke up with blood on the wall.
Cannot figure out where it came from…”
3.
“Woke up with a mystery bite on my arm and its spreading into my bloodstream.”
Is the cop bored?
I even measured it and it barely reached 12 inches."
“I got laser tattoo removal and woke up with this frog-shaped blister.”
“I woke up with an itch in my inner ear this morning.”
“I woke up with this on my leg.”
“Woke up to see this crab in my kitchen.
I live in the middle of the mountains, like 500 km from the nearest beach.”
“Passed out at a London bus stop.
Woke up to this.”
“Woke up to a snake in my drawer (I live in Australia).”
“Woke up to dog poop smeared throughout the apartment.”
“My neighbor woke up to this.”
“My friend woke up to all his doors stolen.”
“Woke up to a bat in my son’s toilet.”
17.And finally, “Woke up to this.”
