I’m warning you, #14 is so disgusting, it has ruined my day.
So obviously, crimes and humour don’t usually go hand in hand.
Until today, that is!
and people did NOT disappoint these answers are seriously entertaining.
“I think ‘The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist’ is themost Canadian crimethat has ever been committed.”
It’s one of the biggest crimes in Canadian history.
It has also been turned into aseries on Prime Videostarring none other than Jamie Lee Curtis.)
“I laugh at the simplicity of the con and the stupidity of the victims.
Never heard if they were caught.”
u/NapsAreAwesome
3.
Fast forward 30 years, and he’s now a criminal defence lawyer."
u/Daniel-fohr
4.
“Those two guys who kicked in the door of a house wielding hammers and demanding money.
u/CherryCherry5
5. u/justino764
6.My dad was an RCMP officer in Northern Alberta during the ’70s/’80s.
Apparently one summer, they had a suspect escape custody.
The next morning, the guy turned himself in.
“A prisoner tried to escape in the most James Bond way.
u/CheesyRomantic
8. u/karineexo
9.
When nobody showed up, they gave it to a stray dog.”
u/Cam2600
10.
He was only 15 and couldn’t get his license for several years past the legal age.
Kurt was a special kind of stupid.”
u/Dickduck21
11.
“A friend of mine in Brantford, Ontario robbed the Armoury and stole hundreds of guns.
With no firing pins.
They got off nearly Scott free; they only wanted all the guns returned.”
u/terryszc
12.
She agreed and allowed him to use her shovel.
She called the cops to report this guy took her shovel and left her a different one."
“They’ve got 3 officers at the crime lab working on the case.
Got them working in shifts!”
u/TheLeathal13
13.
They targeted a beloved local landmark: a life-sized beaver statue in front of the town’s visitor center.
“The next morning, the town was shocked to find their iconic beaver missing.
The police launched an investigation, and the story quickly gained national attention, amusing Canadians everywhere.
The statue was returned to its rightful place, and the town celebrated its safe return.
The pranksters were never caught.”
u/PippaPrue
14.
Some have worn wetsuits."
u/Valkyrie1006
15.
They published it in the papers.
u/ald1233
16. u/TitanFodder279
17.
“Somebody in Windsor some years back who was trimming a bush into adick shape.”
“I mean, that can’t be legal, but it’s pretty funny.”
u/BlueLeafs
18.
Him explaining his logic in court was pretty funny."
