Reddit useru/pizzzaR2R2askedthe community, “What is the worst thing you’ve done to an ex?”
Here’s what they shared:
1.
“I crapped in her favorite designer purse after she cheated on me.”
u/thefupachalupa
2.
“I caught my first husband cheating on me.
The car we shared was in my name.
I called and had it towed back to our apartment.
He came out of his girlfriend’s house to find no car.
His name wasn’t on the car, so he couldn’t report it stolen.
Everything in the trashbags was soaked.
I made sure.”
u/jersey8894
3.
“Early WiFi days.
We broke up because I caught her cheating on me.
She started dating him right away.
He told me she was in a rage about the internet not working when she needed it.”
u/SuperMadCow
4.
“My ex had an affair, and she moved in with him pretty much straight away.
u/TheOldSeaDog78
5.
“I knew her Jersey Mike’s rewards password.
u/Blackcrown
6.
I can only imagine how hard that was to clean up.”
u/Jarvisnamesake
7. u/Nordicvikings
8.
“I let my dog pee on the clothes he left at my house.”
u/werewolfmoon666
9.
It wasn’t, but I heard she gave it away quickly.
Some random person out there has a really nice genuine Saint Laurent bag, which makes me happy.”
u/lordpanda
10.
“She was having an affair with her boss.
They both ended up getting fired.”
u/playinthedirt76
11.
“I threw away every one of his left shoes (just the left).
I poured a pound of sugar into his toaster.
I’d do it all again, too.”
u/Putrid-Garden3693
12.
“She was behind me in a line at a bakery.
Her kid wanted cupcakes, and there were only five left.
I brought them all and left.”
u/lampard05
13.
“I sent Jehovah’s Witnesses and signed him up for Scientology literature.”
u/eyelikesharx
14.
“I put glitter in the cat box.
u/Darkbutnotsinister
15. u/hoosier-daddy404
16.
No contact after that.”
u/RescueStork203
17.
“We are both lawyers.
I found out he cheated on me.
He had to show up before the judge and explain why he didn’t have his robes.”
u/CanuckGinger
18. u/Squiggle-Wiggle-1-3
19.
“I guessed her password and deleted her MySpace.”
u/Dangerxchrist
20.
“My ex-boyfriend cheated on me multiple times when we were together.
He never confessed to it.
Either his brothers would tell me or I’d find out from the girls.
He would always blame me for cheating.
Anyway, I carved ‘cheater’ on a pumpkin and put it in front of his house.”
u/Foreign_Rice271
21.
We broke up and they immediately started dating.
About a year later, they got engaged.
The summer after they got engaged, I ran into her and we talked for a bit.
She admitted she still had feelings for me, and I told her I did too.
We ended up hooking up that night.
I had his number because he texted me and returned my stuff after the breakup.
I told him I just hooked up with her.
The engagement was called off and she had to move home.
I don’t feel bad about it at all."
u/Tricky_Confusion_633
22.
“After discovering she was sleeping around while I was at work, I decided to end it.
She spent a good amount of money on a nice king-sized bed.
I was a welder at the time.
You don’t come home coal miner-level dirty, but you still come home with black gunk all over.
I’d eventually get clean and sleep on the couch.
One day, I came home, and everything was gone, including the bed.”
u/Organicallymushy
23.
I think it was one of my finest moments."
u/WasteRadio
24.
Neither had a profile pic, so he was doomed."
u/Total-Command-4630
25.
He realized it was from me."
u/Do_it_with_care
26.
Wild how common cheating is!"
u/ralphthetooth
27.
I also cut the legs off all his pants and the arms off all his shirts.
The best, in my opinion, was the chili powder at the bottom of his Fleshlight.
u/fairys-are-real
28.
“I chucked prawns all around his house in very difficult-to-reach places after finding out he cheated.
u/Jen-Jen37
29.
It was about two years' worth of them sleeping together regularly.
u/ISlangKnowledge
30.
It then sat in the sun for several days before he moved it.
You know that had to smell really nice.”
u/BeyondTheBees
31.
“Keyed ‘cheater’ on his hood and threw five bottles of glitter inside.”
u/Ok-Confusion2353
32. u/katsstacey
33.
“He put me down as a character reference.
He must have forgotten.
I let the organization know he was trash.”
I numbered them so he could keep track.
One is located in his ski gear; he doesn’t ski anymore.
It may be years before he finds them all.
At first, I did it because I didn’t want him to forget me.
Now I’m a bit embarrassed and wish I had just left.
I doubt a new partner will, which is the cause of my embarrassment.
Oh, well."
u/milkawhat
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