“I didn’t say a word, I simply stared in disgust and pointed to her luggage.”

So, he took a day off work to take his girlfriend on a short trip outside the city.

But on the drive back, things took a turn for the far-less-cute.

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But his car got some “deep scratches, but that doesn’t even matter anymore.”

He asked his then-girlfriend “What the f*ck is wrong with you?”

after the incident, he says, after which she began crying.

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“I would say you’re more in love with being alive than being with your girlfriend.

It’s 10 months, not 10 years,“u/xanifsaid.

u/DawnShakharcommented, “What your ex-girlfriend did could have ended in manslaughter.

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And even before that, her tickling you when you told her repeatedly that it disturbed you was disrespectful.

But tickling you while you were driving was ridiculously cruel and dangerous.

This was so fucking dangerous for everybody and she acts like an idiot about it.

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And what the hell is the friend' deal!?

“You dodged a ballistic missile.

This woman would send you into a coma and still would insist that she did nothing wrong.

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Take care man, and stay away from her.

You did not overreact AT ALL!”

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Her bikini fell open, and she reflexively grabbed at the cups and wrecked the car.”

I mean it, stop!

even though she continues smiling and laughing.

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H/T forr/AITAHandu/Few_Relative4595for having this discussion.

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On the left, Bill Hader as Stefon with the text "ACCURATE!". On the right, Pete Davidson with the text "IT IS SCARILY ACCURATE!". Both perform on a news show set

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