“The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed.”
He explained that he and his girlfriend had been together for three years.
“All this time, I thought things were going great between us,” he shared.
He had a “nagging”, “gut feeling” something was up.
“I confronted her about it and she denied everything, even when I showed her the messages.
She said they were just joking around and that I was being paranoid.
I didn’t buy it, but I didn’t push further.”
Last week, she had her birthday party with the man she’d been messaging present.
After everyone had finished eating and dancing, he said, “I dropped the bombshell.
“Sometimes going the low road heals the soul,“u/ExternalDowntown7340agreed.
And finally, “The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed,“u/Percept_707wrote.
Shout out tor/AITAHandu/Cuttie_Smilefor having this discussion.
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