All this to say, I know my health food.

I hate to say it but this is where Erewhon has Happier Grocery beat.

While it was a solid smoothie, the four ingredients were way too basic to justify its price tag.

Sign for Erewhon, a grocery store known for its organic and health-focused food products

It consisted of dense, fudgy layers of a brownie-like cake smothered in vanilla bean frosting.

Just like Erewhon, they had a wall of expensive healthy drinks.

They also had fancy water that was more reasonably priced at $3-4 a bottle.

Various fruits and vegetables, including tomatoes, carrots, peppers, raspberries, blueberries, cherries, and green beans, arranged with the word "Smoothies" in the center

A strawberry Gatorade dupe and pink lemonade for $11.99??

If anyones buying that, NYC kids should all be opening lemonade stands.

This made sense, given that it was the lunch rush hour, but it also seemed promising.

A hand with bracelets holds a smoothie in a plastic cup with "Happier Grocery" printed on it inside a store

Their turkey sandwich was absurdly priced at $15.50.

The rest of the hot bar had everything from roast beef and grilled salmon to various sides.

There was even an onigiri bar that was made to order.

Menu board at a health food shop, showing various organic smoothies, protein options, and supplements. Shelves below hold labeled jars and canisters of products

Just what every grocery shopping trip needs.

Lastly, I decided to venture downstairs to see what else was in store.

Various fruits and vegetables like tomatoes, carrots, peppers, blueberries, and raspberries surround a bold "Sweet Treats" text

Various groceries, including tomatoes, carrots, peppers, blueberries, raspberries, and cherries are scattered on a surface. The word "Groceries" is written in bold text in the center

Happier Grocery Organic Medium Roast whole bean coffee on a shelf, priced at $15.99 for 340 grams. Notes of tangerine, peach, and sweet caramel.

Organic roasted unsalted cashews and roasted and salted macadamia nuts in white bags with green labels on a store shelf with price tags

Two bottles labeled "RAW MILK" on a shelf in a store. The price tag reads $40.99 per gallon

House of Karana Cauliflower Tikka Masala with pea and cumin basmati rice. 100% plants, 9g protein, 3.5g fiber. Price: $13.49

Various fruits and vegetables surround the text "Fancy Beverages" on a light background

A variety of fresh fruits and vegetables, such as tomatoes, carrots, raspberries, blueberries, and peppers are arranged around the text "Ready-Made Meals."

Person in athletic wear and cap browsing refrigerated food selections in a grocery store

A hand holding a takeout container with fried chicken, a green pepper, purple mashed potatoes, and a small cup of dipping sauce, outside of a grocery store

The image shows a variety of fresh fruits and vegetables, including tomatoes, carrots, raspberries, blueberries, cherries, chili peppers, and leafy greens, with the word "Merchandise" bolded in the center

Two pairs of rubber clogs, one yellow and one dark green, are displayed on a wooden floor. A sign reads, "NAPPIES GROGGY CLOGS GT, SIZE 5."

Refrigerated display case with hats, shirts, slippers, and various clothing items branded with "Happier Grocery."

Various fruits and vegetables such as tomatoes, raspberries, blueberries, and carrots surrounding the text "Beauty Products & Goods."

Pint container of realistic soap strawberries priced at $29.99 on a store shelf, with cardboard boxes featuring strawberry designs in the background

A person carries a reusable grocery bag with the text "Happier Grocery, 365 Canal St, New York, NY 10013" at a countertop inside a store