Have you been exposed?
She said, ‘Yes, that’s correct.
How did you know that?
Most people guess a lot younger.'"
“And I said, ‘Because, baby, you have ankle socks on.
The ankle socks will always give you away.’
Next time you’re at the gym, take a look around.
Everybody over 30 ankle socks.
Everybody under 30 crew socks.
The next time I saw her, she was wearing brand-new crew socks.”
Many millennials literally have a feeling of unease around them!
Because, to a millennial, they are the socks their ancestors wore.
I mean, they grew up watching their grannies sport them.
Only millennials know the pain of having to roll crew socks down to look ~cool~.
Plus, most millennials feel they’ll circle back around in fashion soon enough!
“I wear crew socks.
I switched to crew after a lifetime of ankle socks around the time COVID hit.
