He really should feel lucky he never got pink eye.

Jason found a luchador mask on a nightclub dance floor, and the rest is history.

“I for sure thought I was getting pink eye.”

Jason, in a patterned red-and-yellow shirt, walking in front of his mother, Donna

The pictures of him, most likely very hungover, the next day are equally hilarious.

I know a crippling Vegas airport hangover when I see one.

There’s just so much happening here.

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Travis and Taylor pans to Marshmallow and Jason in a Luchador mask…WTF?

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And now we have the brothers explaining what was actually going on.

“It looked like you and Marshmallow were a tag team, dude,” Travis replied.

Travis and Jason laughing on a podcast with the word "DICHOTOMY" displayed and action figures in the background

So there you have it.

Jason was activating his inner Neanderthal while acknowledging that Taylor and Travis were enjoying their moment in love.

Excited for Travis Kelce at the Eras Tour but need drunk Jason Kelce at the Eras Tour.

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Jason in sports T-shirt grimacing at stadium

Travis and Jason laughing during a podcast, with Travis wearing a graphic T-shirt

Travis, in a graphic T-shirt and wearing headphones, laughing in front of a microphone in a room with toys in the background

Older woman with glasses appears frustrated or tired while working on a laptop in a kitchen setting