The formerDaily Showhost opened up about his relationship status on a May 2 episode of hisWhat Now?

“Society has deemed me a loser whether I like it or not,” he said.

“Being married is like you’ve served,” he added.

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“There’s a certain honor that comes with it.

From my own experience, it can happen.

“I’m like, ‘This idiot got married six months ago.

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He noted that sometimes, “the most significant others in your life are your friends.”

“Sometimes they yield benefits, and sometimes they add value to my holdings.”

It’s beautiful, and who knows what the future holds for people like me?

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But, for now, let’s take it easy on us older, single, unmarried folk.

And perhaps let our best buddies be our plus-one, sometimes?

Listen to the full episode of Trevor’sWhat Now?podcast.

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