“He wasn’t the brightest person and just wasn’t thinking.
because the answers did not disappoint.
Here’s what some people said:
1.
“The bride was dancing during the reception, fell, and broke her left arm.
Lots of pictures from the ER because the photographer went with them.
When the doctor heard hed be setting a brides arm, he put on a suit!
Turns out the bride and groom were dating long before the best man even became a friend.
Essentially outed him as a cheater.
She was super pissed.”
u/TheGreatQ-Tip
“He wasn’t the brightest person and just wasn’t thinking.
That didn’t help the situation.”
“Twelve speeches, two musical numbers, one PowerPoint presentation.”
“We got to the church and took our seats.
The vibe was off, but I didnt think much of it.
Then the start time passed and nothing happened, but I didnt think much of it.
‘Yeah, its terrible, isnt it?’
‘Oh, you didnt hear.
The entire wedding party got food poisoning from the rehearsal dinner the night before.
One bridesmaid, then another, then siblings, parents, bride and groom, everybody.’
They had a small ceremony at the brides parents' house.
They made a short appearance at the reception, but that was it.
Just wholly unfair.”
u/yallcaps
5.
“My brother’s second wedding.
The bride disappeared for two hours afterward because ‘the wedding was ruined.'”
“The matron of honor threw up just as the officiant was asking if anyone objected.”
u/ParsonJackRussell
7.
“A giant brush-tailed possum fell through the ceiling at my cousin’s wedding.
“The husband making out with a bridesmaid on the dance floor.
u/Fitz_2112
9.
“My wife and I booked out a small hotel in Nicaragua for the wedding.
I cue the music to start the ceremony, the music starts, and there’s this long delay.
u/pharmhound
11.
“I was the matron of honor at my best friend’s wedding.
Her dad was semi-recently married to his fourth (?)
wife so the bride’s ‘stepmom,’ but only in name.
She and the bride didnt get along but were surface-level cordial to each other.
The stepmom is super weird about money because she had none and married the dad for his.
She was very upset about how much he spent on this wedding for his only daughter.
Good times, good times.”
u/JudgingMyThoughts
13.
“My cousin married into a very religious family.
During the afterparty, somebody spiked the punch.
“I had to break up a fistfight between the groom and the mother of the bride.”
“The bride and mom had a bad relationship.
The drunk MIL tried to claw his eyes out and then walked into the ocean.”
u/doctoroffisticuffs
15.
“The bride tripped and rolled down a large embankment and was covered in grass stains.”
“I dated a girl in high school.
It didnt last, but we remained friends.
They had several pictures on display.
I was in more pics than the groom.”
u/SMRTFireGuy
17.
He dropped her ass on the floor.
Everyone let out a collective gasp that immediately turned to snorting, chortling laughter.
It was the most awkward thing Ive ever witnessed in real life.
Thankfully, the bride was my sister, and I will get to remind her of this forever.
AND have photo evidence.”
Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.
