Disclaimer: I made these up.
Can you smell that?
The scent of love (or, overpriced roses and scented candle gift packs) is in the air!
Olivia Dean / Viayoutube.comThey’re right in front of you, but you just can’t see them. Who? The love of your life, of course! But you’ll need to keep it chill until you sort your shit out.Valentine’s Day marks a pivotal moment of change for you. You’ll realise it’s out with the old and in with the new when it comes to your habits. Self awareness is the first step, and it’s time to ditch those destructive vibes. Focus on you, pookie, and the love will come rushing in from someone you know, but least expect.
The love of your life, of course!
But you’ll need to keep it chill until you sort your shit out.
Valentine’s Day marks a pivotal moment of change for you.
Self awareness is the first step, and it’s time to ditch those destructive vibes.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Something sexy this way comes!
I’m talking the whole nine yards presents, flowers, and a takeaway order of your favourite food.
If you’re not in a relationship, expect to be spoiled by your besties.
I won’t say with who, but I suggest muting your notifications on Instagram for the night.
I’m sniffing out a last-minute cancellation and a late excuse for not being around.
Lucky for you, there’s plenty of good things to watch on streaming.
May we suggestSomeone Great?It’s devastating, but a great reminder to choose yourself, babe!
Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
No misfortunate afoot here.
Just good old Valentine’s Day plans.
Perhaps dinner, a new movie and some post-film bedroom “activities”.
Don’t be afraid to show your date who you really are!
It’s exactly who you think it would be.
Your Valentine will reveal this to you in a bid to feel more powerful in your presence.
It’s their attempt to disarm you.
Let them speak, and you will know exactly to do in this moment.
All will become clear.
As for the singles, take your confidence all the way to the moon.
You might be headed out or giving Galentines a good run with an at home dinner party.
Strike a pose and snap some pics.
Use them for the dating apps.
I can almost guarantee the vast increase in your swipes.
The person on the other side can see your good energy plastered all over your face.
You like lollies, right?
They got you your favourites.
Your V-Day plans could be interrupted by a call from a parent, but don’t worry too much.
It’s nothing serious, they just want to ask when you’re getting married.
I also see roses in abundance…but they’re wilting fast.
When you feel that pang of sadness creeping up on you, don’t worry!
You’re just missing the feeling of being held.
There’s nothing wrong with that; we all feel lonely at times.
It’s the Valentine’s Day effect.
Here’s my advice: don’t go DMing anybody that you should be leaving in the past.
Make jokes, talk shit about what’s come and gone, but don’t go back!
You deserve better, and like, a Bugatti or something.
So, you may as well be grateful for it!
Pick up your favourite snacks and drinks on the way home, and throw yourself a little party.
Celebrate life, even when you don’t have everyone around.
Also that package you’ve been waiting for is coming, promise!
I just thought I’d give you a heads up.
What’s made you feel fulfilled?
What do you look for in a partner?
Which moments have made you feel like you didn’t honour yourself?
Then, take some time to give back to yourself for being strong and living your best life.
You don’t need anyone to make your life feel complete the universe is rewarding your goodness to yourself.
A date with yourself is much better than a date with someone who doesn’t care about you.
Make the first move (consensually, of course) and lean into the goodness that love can bring.
Before I forget, you should definitely wear something comfortable, because you’ll be eating good!
As for the single and powerful, dress up and go to a movie.
Pick up some dessert and treat yourself!
Chocolates and sweets aren’t just for those with romance in their life.
They’re for everyone, darling!
Famously, they taste better when you don’t need to share.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
It’s your season, baby!
You call the shots, and I hope your companion knows that to the fullest extent.
A chill night is a good night.
It’s a Wednesday, after all!
Someone is coming back.
A fleeting fling or a dance floor hook up is coming in fast, and not by accident.
They want to see where things might go with you.
The curiosity is killing them.
My vibes say to be careful.
They have a secret, and it’s a big one.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
But maybe the look of all the bouquets reminded them of you.
