My clothes couldnt come off fast enough."
“I met this cute guy and went home with him after a couple of dates.
“It wasnt one thing but MANY things.
It was sheer tomfoolery.
He then proceeded to play a piano that I couldn’t even see because of all the trash.
I RAN my ass the hell out of there.”
Shay, 36
3.
“Green flag: He had a picture of his dog on his nightstand.”
whale_tail
4.
“I consider it a red flag if a man doesnt have any books by women authors.
It shows a lack of curiosity or interest in other perspectives.”
Paige, 39
5.
“Everything seemed normal enough.
violetnylund
6.
“I had gone out on a few dates with a nice guy.
He was attentive, charming, well-dressed, and fairly intelligent.
It was fairly safe so far.
I stepped into his place, and I swear the city dump was cleaner.
He seemed surprised when he came out of the bedroom, and I hadnt moved.
Told him I wasnt his mommy and asked him to take me home.
I noped right out of that relationship!
My clothes couldnt come off fast enough.”
uniqueswan57
8.“Swords.
Two of my exes had real swords on display.”
Betty, 21
9.
“He had a hunting knife above his bed.
Ive made some dumb decisions, but I even NOPED out of there quickly.”
jggomes
10.
“Men are interesting creatures.
Ive probably seen it all!
This one man I dated was extreme.
His clothes in his closet were perfectly organized, and the hangers could not touch.
Hanging on the wall in his bedroom was a life-sized black and white portrait of his gorgeous nude physique!
He worked out daily, ate a special diet, got facials, whitened his teeth, etc.
Also, Ill add that this photo was taken before everyone airbrushed and modified themselves in pictures.”
youngsquid41
11.
I thought that was the sweetest thing.
We have now been married for five years.”
Anonymous
12.
“It was the bathroom for me.
I found empty soap boxes but no soap to wash my hands.
This was after we had ‘touched.’
I went home and immediately showered.”
aan-sofieg
13.
“I met a guy at a bar and went to his place for a one-night stand.
He could have easily been a model.
I vaguely remember him mentioning that he was ‘born again’ and laughing about it.
Well, he wasn’t joking.
They all seemed haphazardly glued, taped, or thumb-tacked to the wall.
His ceiling fan made some of them flap around like butterfly wings.
And nope, it wasn’t ‘artistic.’
“He was luring me to the bedroom, and I started to give in.
I wasnt that into him, though.
I noped out of that apartment immediately.
“I went to a guy’s place for the first time.
He shared a studio with another guy, and his designated space happened to be in the kitchen.
Nastiest thing Ive ever seen.
And then he proceeded to chow down on it.
I couldnt leave fast enough.”
Kimberly, 35
16. sweetgazelle70
17.
“He had boxed action figures and cheap collectibles EVERYWHERE.
He had an entire hallway from floor to ceiling with mass-made boxed collectibles.
I felt so claustrophobic and uncomfortable with THOUSANDS of eyes staring at me.
I never went back there.”
C, 34
18.
“He had those glow-in-the-dark stars all over his ceiling and curtains.
It wasn’t a red or green flag, but it was kind of nerdy.”
coolgrljen
19.
I thought I found a unicorn.
The joke is on me, he used a cleaning service.
Turns out hes a bit of a slob.”
