Inr/AskWomen, I knew it had the potential to be full of unreal stories.
Here’s what they had to say:
1.
Oh, did I chuckle when I heard him brushing his teeth that night."

“I gifted my boyfriend a surprise trip to see his best friend in another state.
He met a woman there and told her I was just a roommate and I was moving out.
“We had been together for four years.

He was a real fashion guy.
I cut the crotch out of all his suits.
Back then, international calls were obscenely expensive.

Being very vain, he couldnt stand that anyone would think he was less than brilliant.”
u/HotBeaver54
3.
“I broke up with a guy while he was getting a tattoo on his chest.

He couldn’t follow me out.
It was an ugly tattoo anyway.”
“I caught my ex-boyfriend of three years downloading threesome dating apps and talking with other women.

So I took raw turkey bacon and fish, and I stuffed the inside of curtain rods with them.
I also placed the bacon and fish in hidden locations so he couldnt find them.
I know that apartment smelled like shit.”

u/Crackbandicoott
5.
“My ex was a ‘vinyl DJ.’
He had a fair few hundred; it took me ages.

I then packed my little overnight bag, which I kept at his, and left.
He was supposed to play a gig the next day, and I heard he was RAGING.”
“When I left, I stole all of the cords.

u/flatassbitch_
7.
“He had a girlfriend the whole time we were spending weeks together in his apartment.
Except it was THEIR apartment, and she traveled for work.

I signed him up as being interested in the Mormon Church repeatedly.
“My ex cheated on me.
I turned his best friend against him simply by telling him everything he did.
It wasn’t nuclear in intention, but he lost his entire friend group over it.
u/ItsTimeToGoSleep
9.
Blocked, blocked, blocked on everything.
It took a few months for me to somewhat heal from this.”
My cat peed in the suitcase that was sitting out before I had a chance to pack.
Not my fault; I ‘didn’t notice.'”
u/StripeyLion
11.
“My boyfriend left me when he found out that he got me pregnant.
My friend posted this video on various social networks, and it received almost 2 million views on TikTok.
Over time, almost every person in our city saw this video.
His mother called me to delete it because her sweet son was depressed.”
u/cryrabanks
13.
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