“Apparently, he throws his nail clippings out the window, and misses a lot.

The windowsill is absolutely disgusting, filled with clippings and what might be dried boogers.”

Here are some of the most harrowing responses.

Homer Simpson and an older man are talking outside a restroom as Marge Simpson peeks from behind the door. Caption reads: "I'D LIKE TO PRETEND TO WASH MY HANDS."

u/IrritatedMango

2.

I have heard that exact justification dozens of times."

u/Cerise_Pomme

“Guy I dated said that washing hands was ‘emasculating.'”

Max Greenfield, wearing a sweater, stands indoors, making an expressive face with wide eyes and mouth open

u/gingeralecranbrbrbrb

3. u/mickyloco

4.

“Not brushing teeth is a common one.

I smell people’s breath from 6ft away sometimes.”

A man is singing passionately in the shower

u/Planthoe30

5.

“I was looking out my nephew’s (mid-20s) bedroom window and looked down.

Apparently, he throws his nail clippings out the window, and misses a lot.

Person in a bathroom getting hit in the face by an unseen force, reacting with a grimace and clenched teeth. Title: TVAndMovies

The windowsill is absolutely disgusting, filled with clippings and what might be dried boogers.”

u/msstark

6.

“An ex had lint under his foreskin almost every single time I was down there.

u/Livid_Parsnip6190

7.

“My husband used to shower with dish soap instead of shampoo/bodywash.”

u/AshamedPurchase

8.

“My first ever boyfriend.

I remember kissing his neck and it tasted salty, so I assumed that was just how skin tasted.

u/sour_lemon_ica

9.

“My ex-bf didnt use soap when he showered.

He once dried himself off with a dirty t-shirt after he got out of the shower.”

u/Ola_maluhia

11.

There were literally hundreds!”

u/Sh0wMeUrKitties

12.

Like, does your nose not work?”

u/PigeonSoldier69

13.

“My ex used to pee in the sink because it was more comfortable.

u/No-Historian-7824

14.

And did not plan on telling me.

Only told me when I proceeded to go and get that sheet to put on our bed.”