Unsurprisingly, hundreds of women came forward to share their nightmare date stories.
Here’s what they revealed:
1.
“I told him I couldn’t go out because I felt sick and had a sore throat.
Mind you, we had gone on zero dates and were just ‘talking.’
He responded that maybe a teaspoon of his ‘good seed’ would cure whatever was ailing me.”
redflower68
2.
“He asked me where I’d been the last few weeks.
This, plus a few other creepy things he said, made me afraid to be at home.
I definitely considered moving.”
steelheart24
3.
I used the momentum from him pulling me to go straight to my car.
I never spoke to him again.
I guess I’m not so chatty now, am I?"
kelleym4168683f2
4.
That one statement left me with so many questions that I most certainly didn’t want to have answered.
Anonymous
5.
Sadly, I continued to date him!
Then I grew up!"
nastyporcupine70
6.
He looked disappointed and left.
I finished his drink and mine, then paid for an Uber back to my house 40 minutes away.
He then pulled the same crap same lines and everything with my coworker."
whaaale_whale_whale
7.
“‘You don’t look like your pics, but I can help you with that.’
Also, ‘You remind me a lot of my ex.’
He then talked about and simped over her for an obnoxious amount of time.
Finally, ‘Have you ever thought about being an escort?'”
quizzyhawk412
8.
First and last date."
katns23
9.
“I went on a first and only date with this guy a few years ago!
It was going great until he poked my belly and giggled!
I was so pissed that I left and stuck him with the check!”
maskedpuppy71
10.
“He tried to tell me I should get rid of my cat because he doesn’t like them.
It was a hookup, bro.
No man is more impressive than my cats.”
miran32
11.
I grabbed my purse and left.
I did cry on the way home, though."
glitterytruck51
12.
“‘I can’t see myself marrying you.’
Who said anything about marriage?
Let’s just bang.
Bro had to drag marriage talk into it?”
msslhenry
13.
“I went on a date in my mid-20s, and everything was going amazing.
He was kind, opened the door for me, and we had an awesome conversation!
Halfway into the date, he said, ‘Let’s talk fetishes.
Did you have one growing up, or do you have one now?’
I was kind of thrown off and said I hadn’t ever thought too much about it.
He asked, ‘Have you ever thought about being an adult baby?
Or, have you ever thought about changing and feeding one?’
In complete discomfort, I said, ‘No, I haven’t.’
He said, ‘I love it when a woman does it to me!’
and invited me back to his place after dinner.
I excused myself to the restroom and left!”
mushymatcha85
14.
I replied, ‘Buddy, you aren’t even going to pay for my dinner.'"
cutecake188
15.
He wanted me to spin around so he could see.
That was my first date at 20 years old.
I’m now 26 and haven’t been on another date.
I couldn’t be happier!"
luckytraveler33
16.
“I went out with a guy who said I peed too much.
I have interstitial cystitis, so I legitimately have to pee multiple times an hour, on occasion.
It really pissed him off, apparently.
What a guy.”
bethanywyrick
17.
“I told him I had been assaulted once, and he said, ‘I can see why.
You are very attractive.’
I immediately got up and left.”
spiritedaardvark68
18.
We had been talking for two years when I flew to his state to meet up with him.
I was around 19 or 20, and he was in his late 20s.
We had exchanged pictures before, but he said my ears looked different in person.
He would not expand on that comment, so I have no idea if that was good or bad.
He wanted at least five kids and wanted to start immediately.
I blocked him the minute I got home."
lambnic18
19.
“‘You’d be pretty if you got a nose job and fixed your acne.’
This was from a man, like, five leagues below me.
Insecurity makes people a-holes.”
knr8269
20.
There was not a second date, though."
banana_bebop
21.
“‘The #MeToo movement has gone too far.'”
re89245
22.
Once we met, he stated he didn’t like girls with tattoos but would see how this went.
I said okay, got up, and went home."
It was the first date."
artistichawk10
24.
“I met a guy on a dating app.
Our phone conversations were amazing; they just flowed like we’d known each other forever.
So, we decided to meet.
We greeted each other, sat down, ordered drinks, and made some small talk.
Then, he said, ‘You have small teeth.’
After that, it was all I could think about, and I became very self-conscious.
We never saw each other again.”
artisticarcher62
25.
“‘Can I suck your teeth?’
I never saw him again.”
mj2005
26.
“I shouldn’t have ignored this red flag on a first date.
mushybutterfly52
27.
“It was a first date, and he could not stop talking about my ‘Pixar mom bum.’
My ‘dump truck ass.’
Yes, I do have a large waist-to-bum ratio.
Cool, yeah, that’s why I don’t post it.
I’m looking for a real soul connection, not to flaunt my body.
Let’s just say there wasn’t a second date.”
stylishbubble98
28.
‘Youre not very bright, are you?'”
itsgivinganxiety
29.
“We previously worked together on a common project (for his demo).
I was playing piano and sang a lot at the time.
I helped many friends brainstorm/create sounds and was on various little projects.
In his project, I just did some back vocals.
), ‘What a selfish jerk!’
I stopped answering right there and never saw him again.”
freshwizard38
30.
We chatted for a few weeks and decided to meet in DC.
He said he would be taking his friend back to the airport.
We arranged to meet at 6:30 p.m. at a restaurant.
I was a little taken aback but just went with it and said I didn’t need to.
I thought, ‘Oh boy.
Let’s see how this one goes.’
He said it like it was a totally normal thing to say!
It was a waste of time.
Needless to say, there was no second date even though he reached out again about a week later.
What, going to the airport again??"
smellyelf98
31.
“He said I laughed like a pig.”
spiritedskeleton63
32.
“I went out with the best friend of my best friend’s boyfriend.
It was a favor for her so we could all hang out.
He was not exactly my pop in, but I agreed to go and enjoy myself.
I couldn’t agree more!
I swear some people really have some nerve!!”
uniquegem55
33.
“I went on a first date with a guy, and we were supposed to grab a beer.
When I met him, he said, ‘Let’s go to a park instead.’
It was a sunny day, so I said sure.
When we were sitting in the sun, my date said, ‘You have chicken skin!’
in a disgusted tone.
I was never self-conscious about my keratosis pilaris until this date.
There was no second date.”
floatingdaisy15
34.
“We talked for weeks.
The first date was amazing.
On the second date, he called me a different name.
My name is Gabrielle, but he called me Brenda.
I asked who Brenda was, and he said, ‘You.
It’s your name.’
I looked at him, and he picked up his phone to confirm the person he was talking to.
He went home, and he blocked me.
At least [he] got my name right doing so.”
“This was a poor pickup line: ‘Sorry, you’re really pretty.
Are you albino?’
For context, I’m biracial with dark red hair and brown eyes.
My guy…”
36.
“Worst date/best story.
I met a guy at a coffee shop with a friend and hit it off.
He was cute and funny, and I enjoyed talking to him.
I gave him my number, and we met a week later.
He insisted on taking me to a particular restaurant, saying he wanted to wine and dine me.
Red flag #1.
I was not even wearing a low-cut shirt.
Red flag #2.”
“This was the general tone of the rest of the meal.
He kept speaking to my body parts instead of me.
Dude, you haven’t looked me in the eye once!
I don’t believe in mixed children.’
I never asked or inquired.
This was our first date, and he knew my ethnicity beforehand.”
I’m not hungry and will just have coffee, then I’m out of here.'"
39.And: “‘You are so, so nice.
Like, really great.
I am only saying this in case you don’t know, in hopes that it will help you.
I don’t want to be friends either because I would have to look at you.'”
Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.
