Spoiler: The new mascots for the 2026 Winter Games are sooooo cute.
This is the Paris 2024 Olympic and Paralympic mascot: a Phryge!
You might be wondering…what are those things?

And that would be fair.
People were understandably quite puzzled by what looked like giant red blobs as the Paris Olympic mascot.
Look at its creepy eyes.

This demon wouldn’t burn in the devil’s own furnace.pic.twitter.com/jnHkkSrRmD
Phryges are people too, guys.
They’re stoats, aka ermines, short-tailed weasels who live in northern climates.
Tina and Milo are super cute, but TBH, I think the real thing is even cuter:
























