“My roommate had a plant rotting with white mold in our living room.”
Recently, IaskedtheBuzzFeed Communityto share their roommate horror stories and text messages.
The responses came in hot and heavy.
“‘I borrowed your toothbrush.'”
“‘Do you swallow?'”
td69_ad72
3.
“Roommate sent me this photo with the text: ‘Your rabbit chewed through my MacBook power cable.
This is happening.'”
zombieattackfox
4.
‘I dont think I want to be roommates with you,’ immediately after signing lease papers."
“‘Looking forward to seeing you.
I prepared a vegan carrot cake for you.'”
loch_inou
6.
“‘Nice panties.'”
McKannonBall
7.
“‘Wait until he’s asleep, let’s haze the new roomie at dawn.'”
Accomplished_Peach34
8.
‘This place has smelled amazing since you moved in.
My nose is positively titillated when we trail you around the apartment.
sordidcandles
9.
“The worst text I got was on the day of the final.
‘Where the hell are you?’
I woke up to it….after the final was over.
I’d slept through the entire time block allotted for the exam.
Thankfully, the professor was cool and gave me the exam as a ‘take home’ test.”
CoffeeAndBrass
10.
“‘Your dildo is on the top shelf to the right.
I tested it for you.'”
over_clox
11.
“‘Hey, sorry about your mattress, it was a spur of the moment thing.'”
lephantome92
12.
She said she should be able to leave the door unlocked 4 times a month.
(This was after she had left her keys in the front doors external lock overnight.)
23, Georgia
13.
“‘You smell different when you’re awake.’
Old one, but a good one.”
Reddit User
14.
Other issues kept piling up so I finally threw her plant away.
The next day she texted us and said she was moving out.
23, Wisconsin
15. linebreaker-bot
16.
39wva
17.
‘We should really watch how we are using the power.’
Do you have any other roommate horror text messages you’d like to share?
If so, kindly comment below!
