That is NOT poop and crackers.

I had to see them, and now so do you.

The real question is: Can you figure out what the images actually are?

Two dark, banana-like objects on a crumpled paper surface with small amounts of white mold growing on them

I am so sorry I’ve subjected you to this.

Plated food items include a sandwich on fries, bacon pieces, a glass jar of a brown spread, and a pretzel with dipping sauces. Salt and pepper shakers in the background

A piece of sausage lies on a tiled floor, appearing overcooked or burnt. No persons or text are present in the image

A plate of food with grits, scrambled eggs, a biscuit, and a sausage link. A spoon is placed within the grits

A metal container filled with a thick, mushy, unidentifiable greenish-brown substance

Multiple food containers, likely takeout boxes, each holding a single sausage-like food item in a brown sauce

A takeout container filled with fried food, a cup of sauce, and packages of Lance Saltine crackers

A cherry cobbler with dark, chocolate-like dumplings on top on a green plate placed on a tiled surface

A food dehydrator filled with long, curved strips of raw chicken being prepared for drying

Four chocolate-coated snack bars with exposed white centers on a white plate

A Styrofoam container holds a croissant covered in chocolate sauce, with some sauce smeared on the container lid

A twisted dog chew treat placed on a fluffy, multicolored blanket

A hand holding a long, bumpy, dried pepper, with a green stem at the top. Background shows part of a circular ceramic dish

A divided food container with rice, a kebab over the rice, and a side of mixed vegetables

A doughnut with white icing is topped with what appears to be chocolate frosting, shaped like feces. The label reads "CHOCOLATE CRÈME."

A round chocolate cake freshly baked in a circular baking tin on a stovetop. The cake has a textured surface and a central indentation